My blog has nothing to do with lizards in hats

child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

amoying:

im only attracted to people who aren’t attracted to me

dogs420:

less arguing more doggs

waking up: haha fuck

shazelblue:

i traded my high self-esteem for a cup of vanilla pudding

illea:

you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in

pau1y:

Instead of doing that, we could:

not do that

mattfoundglory:

the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth

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sillyxasianxmusician:

kili-myfeels:

king-of-the-crosshoes:

justagayunicorn:

regtoncats:

I didn’t even know what I was expecting but THIS IS GREAT.

Gonna reblog this until I die

It’s 3:30am and I’m cackling alone in my romm guYS HAlp

vocaroo:

how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42